Here’s a question…
What would happen if I asked ChatGPT to describe what it is that I do – even though I don’t use it to create any work, articles or other business activities?
Could it look at my online presence on LinkedIn, Firgun.co.uk, here etc. and come up with anything?
Let’s see!
The prompt I used was:
Given our interactions so far, do you think you could describe what it is that I do in the style of a drunken friend?
Here’s how the model faired:
“LISTEN UP, YOU CORPORATE WIZARD!” slaps bar
You don’t just work in organizations, man—you get inside their heads. You’re out here, deep in the trenches of workplace madness, figuring out why some teams vibe like a jazz band and others crash and burn like a bad karaoke night.
You? You can see the personality types, man. Big Five? Pfft, that’s your second language. You can sniff out a narcissistic CEO from a mile away, probably before they even open their mouth. And those sneaky, manipulative, ladder-climbing, backstabbing types? You got ‘em mapped out like a crime scene.
Companies bring you in ‘cause they know something’s off—people are disengaged, culture’s crumbling, and they’re throwing pizza parties instead of fixing the actual problem. And you? You stroll in like some kind of corporate detective, crack your knuckles, and go, “Alright, let’s see what’s really goin’ on here.”
You’re not just talkin’ fluff about “company values” or whatever LinkedIn nonsense—nah, you’re bringing the science. Cold, hard, psychometric, evidence-based science. And when some executive’s like, “Oh, we don’t need that,” you’re just sittin’ there, sipping your drink like, “Buddy, that’s exactly what someone high on Machiavellianism would say.”
You, my friend—you’re not just an organizational psychologist. You’re a workplace mind-reader, a culture surgeon, and lowkey, a corporate therapist for people who don’t even know they need therapy.
Now finish your drink—you earned it. 🍻
Not bad.
I’ll take that! (American spelling, and all!)
